Too old and too stubborn to have given up. Nothing can bring them down, not even Wes' brush with the Testicles of doom...

The band started in 2002 after the collapse of an odd 1980s style band. Scott and Graham, desperate to get playing again invited Wes to join them. Wes, being the goth-meteller he was, led them both in a huge departure from Duran Duran and Michael Jackson covers.

After a year spent writing modern punk metal songs and searching for other members Richard, a long time friend, finally got a driving licence, turned up at a practice session, sung, and then joined.

From this point on they ceased knowing what musical style they were playing, departed years of established normality and entered the ether in search of a bass player. On a fortuitous drunken night, early in 2004, they chatted to the just the right random person in a bar and suddenly they had James on board.

Since then James has left due to work commitments and we have Tom to fulfil the bass duties.

The rest has yet to happen...